Schwarttzy.com

– Skydiving Shop

Skydiving, H3 Hummer, & WordPress

Schwarttzy.com

– H3 Hummer Off-Road parts

Skydiving, H3 Hummer, & WordPress

Schwarttzy.com

H3 Hummer Skydiving & WordPress

H3 Hummer Skydiving & WordPress


I like to build websites, specializing in handwritten WordPress Themes. I also sell custom off-road parts for the H3 Hummer. But my real job is skydiving. Literally jumping out of airplanes for money. Anyway, Skydiving, H3 Hummer stuff and WordPress are pretty much what this website is about.

H3 Hummer Parts

It all began with a 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee that I modified to fit 31-inch tires. After that, it was all downhill from then on. Eventually, I built an off-road beast. I enjoyed that Grand Cherokee, but I had the spec sheet of an H3 Hummer. While my H3 is not going to perform off-road as well as that Jeep. That Jeep will never ride as nice as the Hummer on-road. I sold that Jeep and purchased the H3 Hummer, and needed some basic parts for the trails. I started with a set of rock sliders (rocker panel protection) and then just kept designing the next part I wanted.

Then there is the CB / Hi-Lift / Shovel / Bottle Opener custom adjustable height tire carrier I’m working on. I have this leveling platform I’ve been thinking about, so I can fold down the seats and slide a mattress in the back. With the mattress and leveling platform, I would have an impromptu lightweight Overlanding idea of sorts. Thinking about finally creating a bracket for an ARB High Output On-Board Air Compressor because I’m getting tired of finding good gas stations with good air to get the tires from 14PSI back up to 35PSI

Website Designer / Developer

Sometimes I specialize as a WordPress Theme developer. There are a couple of free themes on WordPress.org that I’ve written and also a few premium plugins to add extra features. Everything is written from scratch and run on a GoDaddy Virtual Private Servers running Centos 7, Apache, MySQL, and PHP 7. I completely avoid using JavaScript for fear of conflicts. Using HTML5 & CSS3 tricks to their full potential. All so the customer can manage their website without any help. Comparatively, managing the website is just as easy as using Microsoft Office.

Need a website? Contact me using the form on this page.

Skydiving

I jump out of “Perfectly Good Airplanes.” Mostly, I’m taking people on their first skydive. But now and then I also get to fun jump too. I also teach students how to skydive, signing off on their A-license requirements. Sometimes, I join people on their first skydive and shoot photos and videos for them. While falling at 120mph, I fly up in front of the tandem students and start playing with them. Typically I start by trying to get them to high-five. Next, I try to get the tandem student to hold onto my ankles and spin them around, and I like to finish up by playing rock paper scissors right before pull time. Watching their faces light up with excitement is so much fun.

However, there is more to Skydiving than making money. Check out these fun jumping videos!


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  • I’m excited to announce that 2nd Generation H3 Hummer Rock Sliders are nearly in production. The goal has been to improve upon the design while addressing issues. The most important issue being addressed is bringing down the cost of shipping. I also wanted a modular design to be able to implement new features. Even so…

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  • Earlier this year, I started having issues with the keyless entry. The distance at which the remote worked kept reducing week by week. I also had the Tire Pressure Monitoring System (TPMS) light turn on, despite having replaced all of them with brand-new ones. I didn’t realize the two issues were related and started by…

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  • August Update


    Hey H3 Hummer Off-Road lovers, it’s time for an update about the parts and the new shop. Check out the video on YouTube below for a full rundown. As for cliff notes of what has been happening. First, the new shop that was going to laser cut, bend, and for those non-welded parts also powder…

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  • I like to think that every challenge is just an opportunity to improve and move to a better position. I’ve parted ways with the company that produced all of the H3 Hummer parts for the last 10+ years. However, I look at this as an opportunity to finally reach some goals I’ve wanted for a…

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  • Broken Header Bolts


    Years ago I permanently fixed an exhaust leak on my GM equipped LH8 5.3 V8 Alpha H3 Hummer and I think everyone with an LS engine should know about the ARP Chromoly Header Bolt Kit. However, those ARP bolts alone won’t completely fix the annoying sound of an exhaust leak. If the problem is anything…

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  • The website was down


    I’ll start by saying that don’t have plans to stop doing whatever it is that I’m doing here on Schwarttzy.com any time soon. I’m still selling the off-road parts for the H3 Hummer. I’m working on a huge update for the WordPress Theme – Adventure that is taking me forever to finish. Then there is…

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  • Custom H3 Hummer prototypes take a lot of time to design develop. Which is why it always so exciting to announce and share when progress has been made. Today, the last major obstacle in the design phase of the Hi-Lift, CB Antenna, and Bottle Opener mount has been cleared. The parts bolt up, although a…

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  • An important Off-Road accessory for all solid axle-equipped off-road vehicles is the heavy-duty differential cover. The HD Diff Cover protects the Ring & Pinion from damage where one of the tightest tolerance torque maneuvers happens. The Ring & Pinion is where the engine’s torque gets turn 90-degree to drive the axle shafts. With the precision…

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  • TFLnow Championship H3


    Just a few days ago Adam, a customer of Schwarttzy.com, reviewed his awesome V8 powered Championship Edition H3 Hummer with Andre on the YouTube channel TFLnow. Being a fan of nearly all things automotive, I watch TFL’s YouTube Channels quite regularly for their reviews, adventures, and opinions on all types of vehicles. This video was…

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  • Purchase the Rockford Fosgate Punch speakers P1675-S and P1675 for the H3 & H3T Hummer to get the best combination of an inexpensive price and improved sound quality. For the H3 Hummers with the Monsoon Sound System, purchase the Rockford Fosgate P3SD2-8 to replace the factory dual coil 8-inch subwoofer. Also, 2 packs of the…

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  • The 2008 Alpha H3 Hummer #WarWagon needed the upper control arm replaced because of a failing ball joint on the passenger side. Prior to shooting this video, I’d already replaced the control arm on the passenger side. When an arm gets replaced the other should be replaced too. The reason to replace both is that…

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  • Engine Oil Analysis


    In Fort Wayne, Indiana the company called Blackstone Laboratories tests the oil from customer’s engines to provide “easy-to-use, understandable, and accurate oil analysis.” Recently, I sent in a sample of oil from my Alpha H3 Hummer 5.3L V-8 engine to check on the condition of the engine. The #WarWagon has over 200,000 miles on the…

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