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Schwarttzy.com
Skydiving, H3 Hummer, & WordPress
Schwarttzy.com
– Skydiving Shop
Skydiving, H3 Hummer, & WordPress
G3 Cookie Skydive Camera Mount
Non-destructive easy-to-install camera mounts for the G3 Cookie Helmet with packing tool. Read More »
$115.00G4 Cookie Skydiving Camera Mount
Simple mount for G4 Cookie Helmet for all GoPro Models Read More »
$115.00Bonehead Aero Helmet Camera Mount
Camera mount for the Bonehead Composites Aero skydiving helmet Read More »
$110.00Skydiving Mini Packing Tool
Compact, portable titanium packing tool for skydivers. Conveniently fits inside with the rig’s data card. Read More »
$20.00G35 Cookie Skydiving GoPro Mount
A non-destructive, easy-to-install camera mount for the G35 Cookie Helmet, packing tool included. Read More »
$119.00Cookie Skydiving Hand Mount Insert
The best hand camera Tandem Instructor video setup. Read More »
$35.00
Schwarttzy.com
– H3 Hummer Off-Road parts
Skydiving, H3 Hummer, & WordPress
OnStar Microphone Adapter H3 Hummer
An adapter that makes it easy to connect the Factory OnStar Microphone to an aftermarket Radio Read More »
$30.00HVAC Instrument Panel Light Bulbs
An exact replacement for burnt out OEM HVAC Instrument Panel Light Bulbs, five to a pack. Read More »
$20.00Extended Leaf Spring Shackles H3 Hummer
Lift the rear suspension 1 1/2 inches, matches a front torsion bar crank perfectly. Read More »
$89.00H3 Backup Camera Mount
A simple mounting bracket for hiding a backup camera inside the factory tire. Read More »
$32.004th Gen High Clearance Leaf Spring Bolt Plate H3 Hummer
4th Gen – Better ground clearance, stronger bracket, off-road improved shock mounting location Read More »
$390.002nd Gen Light Bar Brackets
Simple bolt-on light bar brackets for the H3 Hummer. Read More »
$100.00H3 Hummer Hidden Winch Mount
Mount an 8,000lb or bigger winch inside the factory H3 Hummer bumper. Synthetic rope recommended. Read More »
$465.002nd Gen Aluminum Skid Plates, Under Body Protection
2nd Generation 3/8 inch thick and 4-Foot Long by 2-Foot wide skid plates to protect the H3 Hummer underbody Read More »
$574.002nd Gen Rock Sliders H3 Hummer
Heavy-duty rocker panel protection for the serious off-road enthusiast. Read More »
$1,655.00Modular Tire Carrier
Adjust the spare tire height from 31-inches to 39-inches, pre-cut holes for mounting. Future Hi-lift, CB-antenna, shovel, Jerry Can, and bottle opener brackets in development. Read More »
$330.00Hi-Lift Jack / CB Antenna / Bottle Opener Bracket
Mount a Hi-Lift Jack, CB Antenna, and a Bottle Opener. Read More »
$345.00
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News / Blog
The 2008 Alpha H3 Hummer #WarWagon needed the upper control arm replaced because of a failing ball joint on the passenger side. Prior to shooting this video, I’d already replaced the control arm on the passenger side. When an arm gets replaced the other should be replaced too. The reason to replace both is that…
In Fort Wayne, Indiana the company called Blackstone Laboratories tests the oil from customer’s engines to provide “easy-to-use, understandable, and accurate oil analysis.” Recently, I sent in a sample of oil from my Alpha H3 Hummer 5.3L V-8 engine to check on the condition of the engine. The #WarWagon has over 200,000 miles on the…
How to upgrade the H3 Hummer radio and sound system to be more than adequate is incredibly easy. First, the vehicle needs to have Android Auto or Apple CarPlay. This way the head unit has hands-free access to phone calls, turn-by-turn directions, and more importantly the music or podcasts on the phone. Be it YouTube…
When the summer season is coming to an end, but before the cold weather hits, we get together for a renegade skydiving party. Having commandeered an airplane, we jump out over this beautiful lake and proceed to party all night until the sun comes up. Join us on the adventure as we have fun at…
Note: It’s October 5th, 2023 and I wanted to update this post. With some new recommendations due to products not being sold and other issues. Without delay, here we go. Schwarttzy I would like to suggest three reasons to not upgrade to LED, Projector, and custom brackets for headlights and foglights. For starters, it is…
The other day the engine light came on in the 2008 H3 Hummer Alpha with the 5.3L V8. I took out my handy scan tool and checked the error code with the Android App Torque Pro to see what’s up. Fault code: P0430 Catalyst System Efficiency Below Threshold (Bank 2) After some Google-ing, I found…
Yesterday, I got the next revision in the development of the Modular Tire Carrier that I have been working on for the H3 Hummer. An H3 Hummer Modular Tire Carrier is for creating an easy solution for bolt-on common off-road accessories. The most important accessory is the Hi-Lift, an off-road jack that is commonly found…
As the title implies, I can no longer produce the H3 Quick n’ Simple Auxiliary Audio Input and the short run of Bluetooth capable version. The featured image is an image of the part that I can no longer purchase because it is out of production. But do not worry, I was aware of running…
Where to begin… The “H3 Hummer Quick N’ Simple Auxiliary Audio Input” that I’ve been shipping for the last few months has been having quite the influx of issues. Quite a bit more than what I consider acceptable. The issues of been wires breaking, static in the radio, no audio and etc. Which is why…
I had to share this photo of a customer of mine installing their brand new Schwarttzy.com Hidden Winch Mount for the H3 Hummer and SmittyBilt H20 10,000lb winch. This guy is living it up with that Alpha 5.3L V8 and brand new winch. Note that I recommend getting a Hawse Fairlead like this one from…
Last Wednesday I purchased a 2008 H3 Hummer Alpha. I didn’t want to purchase another H3, but being able to tow my travel trailer is what ultimately forced me to. As a skydiver by trade, I follow the warm weather to maximize my earnings. Only I had a problem. I wasn’t giving up my Luxury…
End of June and into the first few weeks of July are always the busiest weeks of my life right now. I just skydived into Naval Station Great Lakes on Tuesday, I jumped into the Bartlett Illinois Fourth of July Festival yesterday, Chicagoland Skydiving Center Independence Boogie is happening at my place of work all…