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Skydiving, H3 Hummer, & WordPress

Schwarttzy.com

– H3 Hummer Off-Road parts

Skydiving, H3 Hummer, & WordPress

Schwarttzy.com

H3 Hummer Skydiving & WordPress

H3 Hummer Skydiving & WordPress


My professional focus is the development of custom WordPress themes with a distinctive, handcrafted aesthetic. In addition to my web development endeavors, I am involved in the off-road industry, specializing in custom parts for the H3 Hummer. While these areas represent significant components of my professional life, my primary occupation is as a skydiving instructor. This website serves as a platform to showcase my expertise and offerings in web design, off-road parts, and skydiving.

H3 Hummer Parts

The company’s foundation lies in a deep-rooted passion for off-road adventure. Originating with a modified 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee, our journey has evolved into a specialized focus on the H3 Hummer platform. Recognizing the H3’s inherent capabilities and potential, we embarked on a mission to enhance its off-road performance through custom-engineered components. Our product line began with essential protection elements such as rock sliders and has since expanded to encompass innovative solutions addressing diverse off-road challenges.

Current development efforts include a 2nd Generation redesign of the Rock Sliders and a modular platform designed to optimize cargo and passenger comfort.. To further enhance off-road capabilities, we are actively developing a mounting solution for high-output on-board air compressors, addressing the critical need for rapid tire inflation in remote environments.

Website Designer / Developer

I possess in-depth knowledge of WordPress theme development, having built several free themes available on WordPress.org and premium plugins offering additional functionalities. My development approach prioritizes clean and efficient code. I leverage HTML5 and CSS3 extensively, maximizing their capabilities to craft user-friendly interfaces without relying on JavaScript, which can introduce potential conflicts. This ensures a smooth and intuitive website management experience for clients, comparable to using familiar software like Microsoft Office. Furthermore, my infrastructure utilizes GoDaddy Virtual Private Servers running CentOS 7, Apache, MySQL, and PHP 7. This robust platform ensures scalability and security for the websites I develop.

Need a website? Contact me using the form on this page.

Skydiving

As a seasoned skydiving instructor, I specialize in guiding individuals through their inaugural freefall experiences. My role encompasses both tandem skydiving and skydiving instruction, culminating in student A-license certifications. Beyond the core of my profession, I am passionate about capturing the thrill and exhilaration of skydiving through in-flight photography and videography. To enhance the tandem experience, I incorporate interactive elements such as high-fives, ankle-grabbing spins, and playful rock-paper-scissors challenges, creating unforgettable memories for my passengers. While the financial aspects of skydiving are essential, my true driving force is the joy and excitement I witness in others as they embrace this extraordinary adventure. To experience the thrill firsthand, explore our collection of skydiving videos on YouTube.


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  • The 2008 Alpha H3 Hummer #WarWagon needed the upper control arm replaced because of a failing ball joint on the passenger side. Prior to shooting this video, I’d already replaced the control arm on the passenger side. When an arm gets replaced the other should be replaced too. The reason to replace both is that…

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  • Engine Oil Analysis


    In Fort Wayne, Indiana the company called Blackstone Laboratories tests the oil from customer’s engines to provide “easy-to-use, understandable, and accurate oil analysis.” Recently, I sent in a sample of oil from my Alpha H3 Hummer 5.3L V-8 engine to check on the condition of the engine. The #WarWagon has over 200,000 miles on the…

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  • Radio Upgrade H3 Hummer


    How to upgrade the H3 Hummer radio and sound system to be more than adequate is incredibly easy. First, the vehicle needs to have Android Auto or Apple CarPlay. This way the head unit has hands-free access to phone calls, turn-by-turn directions, and more importantly the music or podcasts on the phone. Be it YouTube…

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  • 2018 Gypsy Boogie


    When the summer season is coming to an end, but before the cold weather hits, we get together for a renegade skydiving party. Having commandeered an airplane, we jump out over this beautiful lake and proceed to party all night until the sun comes up. Join us on the adventure as we have fun at…

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  • Note: It’s October 5th, 2023 and I wanted to update this post. With some new recommendations due to products not being sold and other issues. Without delay, here we go. Schwarttzy I would like to suggest three reasons to not upgrade to LED, Projector, and custom brackets for headlights and foglights. For starters, it is…

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  • The other day the engine light came on in the 2008 H3 Hummer Alpha with the 5.3L V8. I took out my handy scan tool and checked the error code with the Android App Torque Pro to see what’s up. Fault code: P0430 Catalyst System Efficiency Below Threshold (Bank 2) After some Google-ing, I found…

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  • Modular Tire Carrier


    Yesterday, I got the next revision in the development of the Modular Tire Carrier that I have been working on for the H3 Hummer. An H3 Hummer Modular Tire Carrier is for creating an easy solution for bolt-on common off-road accessories. The most important accessory is the Hi-Lift, an off-road jack that is commonly found…

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  • No more XM Hacking


    As the title implies, I can no longer produce the H3 Quick n’ Simple Auxiliary Audio Input and the short run of Bluetooth capable version. The featured image is an image of the part that I can no longer purchase because it is out of production. But do not worry, I was aware of running…

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  • Where to begin… The “H3 Hummer Quick N’ Simple Auxiliary Audio Input” that I’ve been shipping for the last few months has been having quite the influx of issues. Quite a bit more than what I consider acceptable. The issues of been wires breaking, static in the radio, no audio and etc. Which is why…

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  • I had to share this photo of a customer of mine installing their brand new Schwarttzy.com Hidden Winch Mount for the H3 Hummer and SmittyBilt H20 10,000lb winch. This guy is living it up with that Alpha 5.3L V8 and brand new winch. Note that I recommend getting a Hawse Fairlead like this one from…

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  • Alpha H3 Hummer


    Last Wednesday I purchased a 2008 H3 Hummer Alpha. I didn’t want to purchase another H3, but being able to tow my travel trailer is what ultimately forced me to. As a skydiver by trade, I follow the warm weather to maximize my earnings. Only I had a problem. I wasn’t giving up my Luxury…

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  • July 4th Overload


    End of June and into the first few weeks of July are always the busiest weeks of my life right now. I just skydived into Naval Station Great Lakes on Tuesday, I jumped into the Bartlett Illinois Fourth of July Festival yesterday, Chicagoland Skydiving Center Independence Boogie is happening at my place of work all…

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