Schwarttzy.com
Skydiving, H3 Hummer, & WordPress
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Bolts – Modular Tire Carrier
6 x High-Strength Grade 8 Steel Square-Neck Carriage Bolt, 3/8″-16 Thread Size, 1-1/4″ Long 6 x High-Strength Steel Nylon-Insert Flange Nut, Grade G, Zinc-Yellow-Chromate-Plated, 3/8″-16 Thread Size 4 x Buna-N Rubber Grommet for 13/16″ Hole Diameter and 1/4″ Material Thickness, 1/2″ ID 3 x Dorman Wheel Stud 610-254.1 Read More »
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Bolts – Skid Plates
3 Black-Phosphate Grade 8 Flanged Hex Head Bolt, 1/2″-13 side threads, 3-1/2″ Long parts kit to mount the heavy-duty underbody protection skid plates. Read More »
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Extended Leaf Spring Shackles H3 Hummer
Lift the rear suspension 1 1/2 inches, matches a front torsion bar crank perfectly. Read More »
$59.00 -
Featured Background by Schwarttzy.com
Schwarttzy’s Open Graph is a heartfelt creation from me and my chocolate lab, Mousse, whose wagging tail and soulful eyes grace our plugin’s image. This lightweight WordPress plugin sprinkles a bit of magic on your site, automatically adding Open Graph meta tags to posts, pages, and your front page for stunning social media previews on platforms like Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter. It pulls your post titles, featured images, excerpts, and permalinks with ease, and lets you set a default image for those moments when a thumbnail’s missing. Designed for simplicity, it’s perfect for bloggers, small businesses, or anyone wanting to… Read More »
$10.00 -
G35 Cookie Skydiving GoPro Mount
A non-destructive, easy-to-install camera mount for the G35 Cookie Helmet, packing tool included. Read More »
$119.00 -
G4 Cookie Camera Mount, 2nd Gen
Simple 2nd Gen mount for G4 Cookie Helmet for all GoPros Read More »
$115.00 -
H3 Hummer Hidden Winch Mount
Mount an 8,000lb or bigger winch inside the factory H3 Hummer bumper. Synthetic rope recommended. Read More »
$465.00 -
High Clearance Leaf Spring Bolt Plate
4th Gen – Better ground clearance, stronger bracket, off-road improved shock mounting location Read More »
$390.00 -
HVAC Instrument Panel Light Bulbs
An exact replacement for burnt out OEM HVAC Instrument Panel Light Bulbs, five to a pack. Read More »
$20.00 -
Modular Tire Carrier
Adjust the spare tire height from 31-inches to 39-inches, pre-cut holes for mounting. Future Hi-lift, CB-antenna, shovel, Jerry Can, and bottle opener brackets in development. Read More »
$200.00 -
OnStar Microphone Adapter H3 Hummer
An adapter that makes it easy to connect the Factory OnStar Microphone to an aftermarket Radio Read More »
$38.00 -
reCAPTCHA V3 for Jetpack
I created this plugin because I got tired of companies charging $50–$100 per year just to add decent spam protection to Jetpack forms, comments, and WooCommerce registrations. I wanted something simple, invisible, and actually effective — no subscriptions, no hidden upsells, just reliable bot blocking that respects your time and wallet. The free version uses Google reCAPTCHA v3 to silently score every submission (0.0 = almost certainly a bot, 1.0 = almost certainly human). It blocks low-score attempts, moves Jetpack form spam to the Feedback spam folder, flags comment spam automatically, and even stops bot registrations on WooCommerce (including the… Read More »
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Rock Sliders, Rocker Panel Protection, H3 Hummer
Heavy-duty rocker panel protection for the serious off-road enthusiast. Read More »
$1,805.00 -
Schwarttzy’s Open Graph WordPress Plugin
Schwarttzy’s Open Graph is a heartfelt creation from me and my chocolate lab, Mousse, whose wagging tail and soulful eyes grace our plugin’s image. This lightweight WordPress plugin sprinkles a bit of magic on your site, automatically adding Open Graph meta tags to posts, pages, and your front page for stunning social media previews on platforms like Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter. It pulls your post titles, featured images, excerpts, and permalinks with ease, and lets you set a default image for those moments when a thumbnail’s missing. Designed for simplicity, it’s perfect for bloggers, small businesses, or anyone wanting to… Read More »
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Skid Plates, Under Body Protection, Aluminum
2nd Generation 3/8 inch thick and 4-Foot Long by 2-Foot wide skid plates to protect the H3 Hummer underbody Read More »
$668.00 -
Smoke Bracket
Walk normally to the airplane and stand the landing up. Read More »
$150.00